The US postal service actually does a pretty good job
considering the amount of mail it delivers.
It is estimated that only about 10% is actually lost or misplaced
leaving a whopping 90% delivered each and every day. EXFC “External First-Class Measurement
System," USPS reported an EXFC score of 90% nationwide last year.
Each year approximately 175,677,241,000 (that’s billions) pieces
of mail is delivered each year, that’s a lot of mail to keep track of and to
get to the right person at the right time but even with that number the total
pieces lost per year can be as high as 1,000,000,000, again that’s a billion, pieces
that get lost, misplaced, destroyed or just simply disappear.
If you’re wondering if it’s just the fault of the US postal
system, In Great Britain at least 280,000 letters are lost or delayed every week,
0.07% of the 21 billion letters a year handled by the Royal Mail could be lost
or misplaced.
The percent of mail lost has fluctuated somewhat over the
years but it’s always been between 6 and 10% and if you factor in the number of
years the postal service has been in operation, July 26, 1775 you can only
speculate how many billions of lost letters and packages there are hiding in
some obscure where house, or an old forgotten drawer in some forgotten building
of a once used postal office, bags of mail lost with other stored equipment or
even an entire building dedicated to those lost letters.
My TV idea would create a discovered warehouse filled with
old bags, boxes and crates that had been routed there by some unexplainable
glitch in the delivery system with letters and packages dating back to over 150
years. The postal inspectors would
decide to do their best to deliver what they could and each week three to four
pieces of mail would be researched and hand delivered to the surviving parties
with the back story of how those letters were created, and the effects on living
recipients when the contents were finally revealed.
With over a billion letters lost you can imagine the lost
words that go unsaid, the lost apologies, or good wishes, the words of wisdom
from a grandfather to a grandson or a mother to her struggling daughter or the
legal documents that might have a profound effect on current conditions within
a business or agreement.
Every year there are a few sensational stories of letters
being found and delivered. Just the
other day there was a story of a 30 year love letter never finding its
way. There are hand written letters 80
years old that eventually get delivered but the majority of those lost letters
remain lost, billions of pieces of mail that may never find their way home
leaving one to seriously wonder if there is a building, a warehouse, maybe a
huge facility like the one in the first Indiana Jones movie or warehouse 13 TV
show that depicts acres and acres of stored and forgotten boxes and crates,
known only to a few select secret workers that have clandestine motives to stay
the hand of delivery and forsake the age old motto of the Persians under
Cyrus: Neither snow nor rain nor heat
nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed
rounds. (see the history of the Persian offensive on the Greeks)
So next time you think the post office lost your letter or you
need an excuse why your payment wasn’t received, you really can blame it on the
post office, yours will be just one of the billion or so that get lost, so take
heart that excuse still works.
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